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  • I know SEVERAL afab nonbinary people who, as soon as they came out as nonbinary - immediately began dressing in ridiculous hyper-femme outfits they never would have worn before.  A lot of people see this and say shit like “Theyfab” or say they are only nonbinary for attention.  After all, look how femme they are.

    But to me, this makes perfect sense.  When you are forced into the category of “woman” against your will, femininity is a chore.  It’s a job that you have.  As soon as you say no, I’m not a woman, suddenly femininity isn’t your job anymore.  It’s not a requirement.  It’s just a fun hobby you can get into.  Or a little treat sometimes.

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    Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition

  • Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.

  • I don’t think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.

  • Made this mistake once, get your mattress off the floor please

  • A Venn diagram. In one circle is a figure being chased by an alien spacecraft. In the other circle is a figure running after their hat which has been blown off by the wind. In the area where the two circles overlap is the shape that can be read as either the hat or the ufo. It is labeled “flying object”.ALT

    A recent cartoon for New Scientist

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  • I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

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  • This post just kicked me in my teeth

  • Star Trek is so funny. All of starfleet is so aggressively Neutral Good. Every time they're up against something they Always do the noble thing. Every one of these motherfuckers is so ready to jump on the grenade. It's so cute I love them

  • Starfleet officers come out of the academy with 2 things: a passion for science bordering on sexual and an incomprehensible desire for self-sacrifice

  • I love how this is like, acknowledged in lore, too. Like, the reason Starfleet is so full of these bozos is because it's a big non-profit where you get to Do Science and Be Noble. So only people who want to Do Science and Be Noble join up. The organization has a reputation for producing the most moralistic greater-good-loving yuppies in the galaxy. It's a straight-up hero factory. You love to see it

  • I bet vulcan ships gossip about how starfleet officers can't go a day without volunteering for a life-threatening mission before they start climbing the walls looking for enrichment

  • sending them on dangerous missions is actually a safety measure, otherwise they start tinkering with the warp drive, and you end up as salamanders

  • Or start tampering with subspace rifts and end becoming a galaxy-shattering vocal ensemble

  • It's a post scarcity society! At least, for the core Federation planets.

    So what happens when your healthy, happy citizens (numbered in the trillions) runs out of things to do? You can only learn so many obscure skills, study so much art & philosophy, consume so much media before boredom sets in.

    Time to explore!

    Send those obnoxious grown-ass "I'm bored, mom" kiddos off to Starfleet to see the galaxy!

    And the really super-intense ones end up on starships.

  • "So how'd you get your culture so noble and driven toward general improvement of society?"

    "For generations, since the advent of warp travel, we've let our libertarians dirt farm on whatever otherwise worthless rock they find on the frontier."

  • "It's so bubbly and cloy and happy."
    "JUST like the Federation."

  • “It’s so bubbly

    and cloy and happy.” “JUST like

    the Federation.”

    Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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    Gradually getting more bland and cookie cutter

  • Shoutout to whoever picked a golf to use for this infograph, because it’s probably an intentional reference to the “Harlequin” golf, which as you can see by comparing the modle to the infograph, is unfortunately a relic of the time when colors were winning.

    picture of a 1996 Volkswagen golf with a license plate that says "rainbow". it has a yellow front bumper and front door, teal hood, rear bumper and rear door, purple grill and front side panel, and red rocker panel, roof, and rear side panel.
  • (obviously) 1996 Volkswagen Golf Harlequin

    thought y’all might find this interesting! and the first infographic is just every generation of Volkswagen Golf, for those wondering

  • i've just had a terrible idea

  • i present to you the mona lisa:

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  • ok so, for the last few hours i've been making this code that organizes the colors in drawings:

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    (mostly @metukika's bc her works look really dope and i don't have many like that ;_;)

    and these things feel like something that would be sold as a "deconstruction of classical paintings" like the "the kiss" by Klimt, "starry night" by Van Gogh or "Girl with a pearl earing" by vermeer

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    i can imagine going to an art gallery and finding stuff like this, made by someone who thinks they are so so smart

  • Ok but this is actually phenomenally cool OP, and a terrific tool for explaining some of the weirder aspects of color theory, especially how to translate color from traditional media to digital.

    I'm working on the teaching plan for a digital painting class I'm going to pitch to my illustration school, and I was wondering if you had something I could use to show this concept to the class? (In exchange for full credit and money of course)

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